copper pulls you over for speeding and you are well aware of it:
copper: do you know why i have pulled you?
you: i guess its about the gun in the glove compartment
copper: you were speeding...WHAT GUN?
you: the one i shot the guy in my boot with
copper: you have a body in the boot?
you: yes, i shot him to get the drugs he was carrying. they are also in the boot
copper: you have drugs and a body in the boot and a gun in your glove compartment?
you: yes thats right
he cant deal with this so he calls for back up and his inspector arrives
inspector: sir, i am told you are carrying drugs?
you: drugs??? what drugs?
inspector: my constable has informed me that you have confessed to carrying drugs
you: he is a lying git mate, i dont have any drugs
inspector: what about the body?
you: BODY??? he is pulling your leg mate, i dont have a body in my car
inspector: you do have a gun though, in the glove compartment?
you: a gun? he is a bloody liar mate, have a look
inspector has a look and finds nothing
you: told you he is a bloody liar, next thing he will say i was speeding too
copper: do you know why i have pulled you?
you: i guess its about the gun in the glove compartment
copper: you were speeding...WHAT GUN?
you: the one i shot the guy in my boot with
copper: you have a body in the boot?
you: yes, i shot him to get the drugs he was carrying. they are also in the boot
copper: you have drugs and a body in the boot and a gun in your glove compartment?
you: yes thats right
he cant deal with this so he calls for back up and his inspector arrives
inspector: sir, i am told you are carrying drugs?
you: drugs??? what drugs?
inspector: my constable has informed me that you have confessed to carrying drugs
you: he is a lying git mate, i dont have any drugs
inspector: what about the body?
you: BODY??? he is pulling your leg mate, i dont have a body in my car
inspector: you do have a gun though, in the glove compartment?
you: a gun? he is a bloody liar mate, have a look
inspector has a look and finds nothing
you: told you he is a bloody liar, next thing he will say i was speeding too
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