I still think you should borrow or rent a military uniform and limp into court with a bunch of medals hanging on your chest. Cough a lot, move real slow, and and act like you can't hear so good and maybe the judge won't throw the book at ya.
lol... Think Im gonna tell them my 80 year old blind gran was driving at the time!
Failing that its going to have to be a bad case of torrets!
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