The angry preacher...
>
>
> The angry preacher...
>
> The preacher rose with a red face. "Someone in this congregation has
spread a rumor that I belong to the K.K.K. This is a horrible lie and
one
which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do
not
intend to accept this. Now I want the party who did this to stand and
ask
forgiveness from God and this Christian family!"
>
> No one moved.
>
> The preacher continued, " Do you not have the nerve to face me and
admit
this is a falsehood. Remember, you will be forgiven and in our heart
you
will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression!"
>
> Again all was quiet.
>
> Slowly a "drop dead" gorgeous blonde with a body that would not stop
rose
from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she
spoke.
>
> "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding.
> I never said you were a member of the Klu Klux Klan.
> I told a couple of friends you were a wizard under the sheets."
>
>
> The angry preacher...
>
> The preacher rose with a red face. "Someone in this congregation has
spread a rumor that I belong to the K.K.K. This is a horrible lie and
one
which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do
not
intend to accept this. Now I want the party who did this to stand and
ask
forgiveness from God and this Christian family!"
>
> No one moved.
>
> The preacher continued, " Do you not have the nerve to face me and
admit
this is a falsehood. Remember, you will be forgiven and in our heart
you
will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression!"
>
> Again all was quiet.
>
> Slowly a "drop dead" gorgeous blonde with a body that would not stop
rose
from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she
spoke.
>
> "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding.
> I never said you were a member of the Klu Klux Klan.
> I told a couple of friends you were a wizard under the sheets."
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