There are some moments in life that are just so gratifying, it becomes difficult to put your elation into words. Yesterday evening at the Border's Books in Ededn Prairie was one of those moments for me. While i am sure most of us consider SportCompact Magazine and its clones to be evil tools of the devil, I was drawn in by the cover of one of them that asked, "How fast are they really?" -- That's right, they actually tested the cars from 2 Fast 2 Furious to see if they could walk the walk the same way they talk the talk. The answer... a resounding NNNNOOOOOOPE.
Among some of the cars tested were the Supra, the Skyline, the Lancer, the S2000, and the Yenko Camaro. In reading the article, the author took a pause to explain himself for including the muscle car. When he listed that car, he explained to the ignoramouses that read that garbage, "don't laugh... it turned out to be the fastest one." HA! I say again, HA! Boy was that ever gratifying...
In reading on, I realized that all of those other cars were so beat to hell from the steroids put into the engines and drivers ragging on them that most had difficulty hitting the 13's! Even the Supra if I remember right was in the 14's. The Skyline came the closest to the Camaro -- the Camaro ran either high 12's or low 13's, I can't remember. Oh and by the way, the Lancer had a completely stock engine, only appearance mods had been doen to that car. I wish 2 Fast 2 Furious would post those numbers so morons wouldn't think they could hit the 10's by throwing a 4 foot wing, a coffee can - fart sounding muffler, NOS, and a turbo on mom's 93 Civic which is sure to explode in a few weeks.
Only one thing left to say... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... HA!
Among some of the cars tested were the Supra, the Skyline, the Lancer, the S2000, and the Yenko Camaro. In reading the article, the author took a pause to explain himself for including the muscle car. When he listed that car, he explained to the ignoramouses that read that garbage, "don't laugh... it turned out to be the fastest one." HA! I say again, HA! Boy was that ever gratifying...
In reading on, I realized that all of those other cars were so beat to hell from the steroids put into the engines and drivers ragging on them that most had difficulty hitting the 13's! Even the Supra if I remember right was in the 14's. The Skyline came the closest to the Camaro -- the Camaro ran either high 12's or low 13's, I can't remember. Oh and by the way, the Lancer had a completely stock engine, only appearance mods had been doen to that car. I wish 2 Fast 2 Furious would post those numbers so morons wouldn't think they could hit the 10's by throwing a 4 foot wing, a coffee can - fart sounding muffler, NOS, and a turbo on mom's 93 Civic which is sure to explode in a few weeks.
Only one thing left to say... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... HA!
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