Originally posted by Joe 1320
Oh man, does that bring back a memory. About 15 years ago, I was renting a condo from one of my clients. She warned me that some of the retiree neighbors were real buttheads. She handed me (get this) a 28 page book of rules and regulations. It was unreal, almost anything you could think of was in there right down to whether you could have potted plants on your porch. Anyway, one day I needed to replace my plug wires on an old Elcamino that I was driving. I had burned a plugwire on a header, but this wasn't any f-body.... I could swap plug wires in about 15 minutes. I am out on this nice Saturday morning, I had just pulled the old plug wires off. This old man wheeled up in his electric wheelchair and said "good morning". I replied with a nice and friendly good morning as well. He asked what I was doing, I replied that I was swapping the spark plug wires. In a rather gruff tone he said that I couldn't do that. He then sarcastically asked "Did I read the rules and regulations?" I replied "yes I did". Now he was getting rather rude, he said "According to the rules, you can't work on the car." Well, you guys should know me........ I always read up and have my info straight before I go into battle. I said, "No sir, you're partially wrong. On page 18, paragraph D, rule 46, it clearly states " No major vehicle repairs are to be performed on the premisis." He says "I'm on the board of directors and I say that you can't do that here." My reply was simply this: "Mister, I don't care if you're the president of the United States. Changing spark plug wires is not considered a major repair, I could have already been done with the job if you weren't here annoying me. And furthermore, on page 23, paragraph 4, rule 89, it clearly states: No resident can tell another resident what to do." The guy was so bent out of shape, he wheeled off in a huff while I nicely said: "Have a nice day".
I finished the plug wires in about another 10 minutes and went out to enjoy the fruits of my labor.


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