I'm a Murderer :(

[02Z28]

i have run over several squirrels, hit a few birds, a few snakes, a turtle or two, and something that i have no clue what it was.

the thing that i don't know what it was had to have been pretty big, i was in my 95 T-Bird, and ran over it at night....all i saw was a flash of white, then my car slightly lifted off the ground and whatever it was, it rolled off the undercarriage all the way back. i stopped and turned around to see what it was that i hit, but i couldn't find anything!! it was just gone!!

the thing bent up the radiator & A/C condenser a little, and the brace that both the rad & condenser sit on.

[Aaron4TAMU]

When I was a kid, there was a dog that always chased me on my bike. He even ripped my pants a couple times. When I got a car, he still chased me. One day I took a bed sheet and stuffed one end under the driver's side rear hubcap and went trolling for him about 30 mph with the sheet trailing behind. I waited til he ran after me and caught the sheet in his mouth, then I floored it and dragged him half a block. Didn't kill him, but taught him a real good lesson.

OMG that's so hilarious! Shame on you though

[DeWynter]

My ex-girlfriend hit a badger with my 86 ta, She said she saw it but thought it would stay, apperently the badger saw her and thought she would stop. I was pissed that she killed it. Only cause it didnt hurt the bird

[abmcbballer]

I live in south florida in Davie, I was drivin in the eastbound lane on orange drive (a small 45mph road) and in the west bound lane was about a 4 or 5 foot long iguana (not including the tail, which is always longer than their bogy). I was just lookin at it admiring it cuz it was soo big, and next thing i know, as i drive right next to it, it just sprinted right infront of my Camaro SS, being as big as this thing was he had a good 6 inches of height to him so the impact was pretty serious, and he didnt run out cuz there was a car in his lane (luckily for me there wasnt cuz when i hit em my car jumped pretty good and came pretty far into the other lane.

[Mixedpuppy]

A lot of that Pigeon stuff does remind me of that Seinfeld episode where this guy runs over some pigeons with his car while his girlfriend is with him. Later he sees them in a park and is telling himself they'll get out of the way when I try to run through them and he ends up stomping on them with feathers going everywhere. That was a hilarious episode.

[NJSpeed]

I sent a deer flying with my old firebird it took out my head light thing was so scared he actually ****ed on the hood of my car.

[WickeD TA ws6]

haha you guys crack me up

[Mixedpuppy]

I had a patient who told me she was driving in Maine and hit a frickin' Moose, no joke. Car was totaled, moose was totaled. She said she was Medevaced to a local trauma center but she said she had no serious injuries. I think thats the biggest thing I heard of killed. I'd say a bear or clydesdale horse is next up the chain. The moose probably could've jumped over the car if it was quick enough.

[DeWynter]

People in this area (Rocky Mountain House, Alberta) hit moose on a regulat basis. Just a week ago a guy I know hit one in a 2004 F-150 13000 KM on it. The funny thing is he hit it at about 160 KPH, (100 MPH for the Metric impaired) complete and total write off I will get some pics of the truck tonight on my way home. I have to stop at the body shop to make an appointment anyways. The guy was at the speed limiter when he hit it, said the truck was cutting in and out and would not go any faster. There was 3 girls and another guy in the truck with him. No injuries.

[M3EATER - GG '00 WS6 T/A]

Dog with a 69 Coronet
Armadillo with a 69 Camaro (killed the Camaro too....)
Deer with a 81 BMW 323i (Euro car)

And.... well ..... shoot. A moth on the way home today!